Actual letter, written tonight:
Dear Tooth Fairy,
I lost my tooth today. It had been wiggly a long long time, so I was really excited, and I put it under my pillow right away.
When I wasn’t looking my little brother went in my room, took the pillow off my bed, and spit up on it. My mama came in to clean up, saw the kleenex that had my tooth in it (but she didn’t know that it did) on the floor, and threw it away. Flushed it, actually. She’s very, very sorry.
So, what I want to know is, will you still come tonight? Even though I don’t have my tooth anymore? I am leaving you this note, and a picture, just in case.
Thank you,
Love, Serena
You don’t think it’s purely mercenary, do you? Because it’s her older brother who’s been racking in all sorts of Tooth Fairy loot lately, and not her? Hmmm.
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