Comments on: the dog poop wars: seige of the catapult http://www.lionandmagicboy.com/2007/02/27/the-dog-poop-wars-seige-of-the-catapult/ now with bigger words Sat, 13 Feb 2010 13:13:16 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.4 By: Janine http://www.lionandmagicboy.com/2007/02/27/the-dog-poop-wars-seige-of-the-catapult/comment-page-1/#comment-483 Janine Thu, 08 Mar 2007 19:17:34 +0000 http://www.lionandmagicboy.com/2007/02/27/the-dog-poop-wars-seige-of-the-catapult/#comment-483 Good thing you finaly DID something about those stinkers. As an European who lived in the States for three extremly interesting years (...) I still wonder why 98% of all dogowners in America do NOT walk their dogs. Two or three times one minute of sniffing the self made old shit from some hours before is all the get for exercise. Here this would be considered animal torture. But then again: we have "frog-crossing-signs" and hand carry them ACROSS the street so they won't get killed ... it's fun. Don't forget: if Joe has issues now call the board of health. 80$ per poop will most likely end this. Boring but less stinky. Or keep about three chickens and feed them milk. Huge shits ... smelly ... all over the place .... and you will have lovely Sundy-eggs! Good thing you finaly DID something about those stinkers.
As an European who lived in the States for three extremly interesting years (…) I still wonder why 98% of all dogowners in America do NOT walk their dogs. Two or three times one minute of sniffing the self made old shit from some hours before is all the get for exercise.
Here this would be considered animal torture.
But then again: we have “frog-crossing-signs” and hand carry them ACROSS the street so they won’t get killed … it’s fun.
Don’t forget: if Joe has issues now call the board of health.
80$ per poop will most likely end this. Boring but less stinky. Or keep about three chickens and feed them milk. Huge shits … smelly … all over the place …. and you will have lovely Sundy-eggs!

]]> By: dionna http://www.lionandmagicboy.com/2007/02/27/the-dog-poop-wars-seige-of-the-catapult/comment-page-1/#comment-474 dionna Sun, 04 Mar 2007 17:47:42 +0000 http://www.lionandmagicboy.com/2007/02/27/the-dog-poop-wars-seige-of-the-catapult/#comment-474 Hysterical! Good for you! I wonder if there's a law you could print off and tack up on their door . . . Heroin addicts probably don't want the police involved - it might be some motivation ;) Hysterical! Good for you! I wonder if there’s a law you could print off and tack up on their door . . . Heroin addicts probably don’t want the police involved – it might be some motivation ;)

]]> By: Deb http://www.lionandmagicboy.com/2007/02/27/the-dog-poop-wars-seige-of-the-catapult/comment-page-1/#comment-457 Deb Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:28:24 +0000 http://www.lionandmagicboy.com/2007/02/27/the-dog-poop-wars-seige-of-the-catapult/#comment-457 Hey, you tried to be reasonable....... you have some cajones and I like that in a woman. Hey, you tried to be reasonable…….

you have some cajones and I like that in a woman.

]]> By: Christina http://www.lionandmagicboy.com/2007/02/27/the-dog-poop-wars-seige-of-the-catapult/comment-page-1/#comment-456 Christina Wed, 28 Feb 2007 19:05:27 +0000 http://www.lionandmagicboy.com/2007/02/27/the-dog-poop-wars-seige-of-the-catapult/#comment-456 Karen, you are hysterical, you did what I want to do with my neighbors but have not yet tried. Good inspiration :-) Karen,
you are hysterical, you did what I want to do with my neighbors but have not yet tried. Good inspiration :-)

]]> By: Steve http://www.lionandmagicboy.com/2007/02/27/the-dog-poop-wars-seige-of-the-catapult/comment-page-1/#comment-455 Steve Wed, 28 Feb 2007 16:49:00 +0000 http://www.lionandmagicboy.com/2007/02/27/the-dog-poop-wars-seige-of-the-catapult/#comment-455 Reminds me of a poop war in my neighborhood when I was a kid. Pretty much the same senerio as yours, including the relocation to the sidewalk. It ended ugly, with the neighbors never speaking again. The dog owners had a kid my age, and the sidewalk owners had a tennis court. My freinds and I were then labeled persona non-grata by association, and not allowed to use the tennis court again. After that we would have to bike a mile to school to play, and usually wait in line for a court. We gave up tennis the next season. Reminds me of a poop war in my neighborhood when I was a kid. Pretty much the same senerio as yours, including the relocation to the sidewalk.

It ended ugly, with the neighbors never speaking again. The dog owners had a kid my age, and the sidewalk owners had a tennis court. My freinds and I were then labeled persona non-grata by association, and not allowed to use the tennis court again.

After that we would have to bike a mile to school to play, and usually wait in line for a court. We gave up tennis the next season.

]]> By: sween http://www.lionandmagicboy.com/2007/02/27/the-dog-poop-wars-seige-of-the-catapult/comment-page-1/#comment-454 sween Wed, 28 Feb 2007 14:57:57 +0000 http://www.lionandmagicboy.com/2007/02/27/the-dog-poop-wars-seige-of-the-catapult/#comment-454 Oh... that's just awesome. I can so picture the poop-flinging. :-) Oh… that’s just awesome. I can so picture the poop-flinging. :-)

]]> By: Ron http://www.lionandmagicboy.com/2007/02/27/the-dog-poop-wars-seige-of-the-catapult/comment-page-1/#comment-453 Ron Wed, 28 Feb 2007 13:49:00 +0000 http://www.lionandmagicboy.com/2007/02/27/the-dog-poop-wars-seige-of-the-catapult/#comment-453 So how long do you think THIS will last? Better yet, I wonder who got assigned the "yard duty"? I would have loved to have heard that conversation. I'll bet your name was even mentioned! RV So how long do you think THIS will last?

Better yet, I wonder who got assigned the “yard duty”?

I would have loved to have heard that conversation. I’ll bet your name was even mentioned!

RV

]]> By: Cynzim http://www.lionandmagicboy.com/2007/02/27/the-dog-poop-wars-seige-of-the-catapult/comment-page-1/#comment-452 Cynzim Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:40:56 +0000 http://www.lionandmagicboy.com/2007/02/27/the-dog-poop-wars-seige-of-the-catapult/#comment-452 You are cracking me up hard!!! I don't know what it is about people and their detritus but when I think about global warming... the pollution of the oceans... you know, little things like that... and then i thnk about my neighbor (who is a liberal san franciscan who loves nature) and her many cigarette butts which somehow always end up in front my house (rented/shared) and not hers... i think... hey... which comes first? the polar ice caps? or the poop? i dunno... i'm laughing but seriously... the whole concept of clearning up after your own ass... (or your dogs') do some people just not get it? uh... yeah. do i try to love them anyway? yeah... mostly. ;-))) have i ever in a fit of pique thrown the butts in my neighbor's yard and considered clipping the aritcle in the cole hardware newsletter about what happens when cigarette butts go down storm drains and end up in our "beautiful" and just two miles from here Pacific? uh, yeah. but i didn't clip the article. ;-) with humour, cynzim You are cracking me up hard!!!

I don’t know what it is about people and their detritus but when I think about global warming… the pollution of the oceans… you know, little things like that… and then i thnk about my neighbor (who is a liberal san franciscan who loves nature) and her many cigarette butts which somehow always end up in front my house (rented/shared) and not hers… i think… hey… which comes first?

the polar ice caps?

or the poop?

i dunno… i’m laughing but seriously…

the whole concept of clearning up after your own ass…

(or your dogs’)

do some people just not get it?

uh… yeah.

do i try to love them anyway?

yeah… mostly. ;-) ))

have i ever in a fit of pique thrown the butts in my neighbor’s yard and considered clipping the aritcle in the cole hardware newsletter about what happens when cigarette butts go down storm drains and end up in our “beautiful” and just two miles from here Pacific?

uh, yeah.

but i didn’t clip the article.

;-)

with humour,

cynzim

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