First things first. It’s been kindly brought to my attention that the photos I’ve posted of myself haven’t been as flattering as they could have been. So you don’t like me all sweaty in no makeup? Oh well. Here’s another one then. Just no mentions, please, of:
1. Cleaning the mirror.
2. Figuring out how to use the remote on the camera. (Is there one? I’ll have to check)
3. Smiling. That’s in Phase II.
Okay. On to the topic at hand.
I have a serious bone to pick with Nacho. That’s this one:
He’s, evidently, a cord-chewer. How do I know? Because I left a brand-new headset plugged in to the USB port of my PC while I went to get Eric something to eat, and when I came back, it looked like this:
This thing was so new I hadn’t even bothered to chew the plastic off it, as excited as I was to begin using it. It was a gift. Which meant a lot. I had plans for it.
Mr. Radio Shack Guy informs me that it’s too complicated to attempt a splice (many, many wires). He suggested I throw the cat out the window. I haven’t done that yet. Poor Nacho, he wants attention.
Hey, you want to see the end of that wire up close? I knew you did!
Spliceable? Cast your vote:
a. No way in hell.
b. Doubtful…you could try.
c. Absolutely! I just did one like that last week! And here’s how to do it!