Oh, is my ambivalence showing? Pardon me. Who wouldn’t want to come home to a house where:
1. Two cats had free rein over the place for a week.
2. I didn’t have time to vacuum up Eric’s cake crumbs before I left.
3. And why was Eric eating cake in the first place? Bad, bad, bad.
4. Three children revert to their natural tendencies.
5. Which for one includes pouring water from one cup to another and unpacking all my CD’s.
6. And for the other two involves three hours of arguing followed by separate silence from their rooms (strictly voluntary).
7. Turns out they were up last night until 1 am, which explains a fair amount.
8. Only about 800 emails.
9. Though of course I haven’t had time to look at any of them.
10. So if any are yours, sorry. Maybe tomorrow.
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